Now I know what you’re thinking: Roy is painfully witty, brightly talented, and uniquely wonderful. However he has one huge flaw. We know this. We’ve talked to him about this.
- Roy, ‘sup, look your improv is great. You always have the perfect line to say. You position yourself great on stage. Everyone loves you.
- Oh cheers, thanks mate.
- Yeah, but you’re too tall.
- Oh I am, am I?
- Yes.
- Oh.
- Well?
- Oh yeah, right. I see what you mean. Well what if I hunch myself when I’m on stage?
- Yes, I think that’ could work out.
Now that we solved that, we present to you, the one and only, the fabulous, the cannibalistic, our wonderful ROY!
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