Okay, stop scrolling, we need to talk about Bruno at Improv Lisboa because the group chats are screaming. The rumors are actually unhinged. Some people are swearing on their lives that he didn’t even audition, he just hacked the IL website source code and inserted his name on the cast list because he was too busy playing Johnny to actually show up. Then you have the haters saying he talks noooooon-stop about vibrant Brazilian dancing moves. Honestly? The drama is exhausting. Unsubscribe.
Listen, bestie, I was there. I saw it live. The vibe in the class was so serious, and the teacher was giving a whole lecture on “respecting the space.” Then Bruno walks in, late, holding a bag of polyhedral dice and an energy drink, absolutely ready to be the villain. He looked that poor teacher dead in the eye and dropped the most iconic, disrespectful line I’ve ever heard: “Sorry I wasn’t listening, I was busy thinking about the next scene”.
